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why men are happier;

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by unclematty, Apr 25, 2005.

  1. unclematty

    unclematty 1/2 ton status

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    Why MEN seem to be happier:

    What do you expect from such simple creatures?

    Your last name stays put.

    The garage is all yours.

    Wedding plans take care of themselves.

    Chocolate is just another snack.

    You dont have to endure being pregnant.

    You can play on the SKINS team in sports with your friends.

    Car mechanics tell you the truth.

    You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

    Same work, more pay.

    Wrinkles add character.

    Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental -- $100.

    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

    One mood! -- all the time.

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

    You know stuff about tanks.

    A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

    You can open all your own jars.

    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

    If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

    Your underwear is $8.95 for three-pack.

    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

    You almost never have strap problems in public.

    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

    You only have to shave your face and neck, and you don't have to wax anything.

    You can play with toys all your life.

    Your belly usually hides your big hips.

    One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.

    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

    You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

    No wonder men are happier.


    made me laugh!
     
  2. aealliarmy

    aealliarmy Registered Member

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    R72K5 Banned

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    haha freaking right! :D yep yep!
     
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    Of course. :D
     
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    i concour!:grin::grin::grin:
     
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    thats the ticket.we are blessed.i love the fact that the back of the garage is a second bathroom. :D
     
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    They forgot to mention that we scratch what itches.
     

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