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>Why Men Are Just Happier People!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by arq, May 7, 2003.

  1. arq

    arq 1/2 ton status

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    my fiancee just sent me this one, i just had to share it... /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
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    >What do you expect from such simple creatures?
    >Think about it. . .
    >Your last name stays put.
    >The garage is all yours.
    >Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    >Chocolate is just another snack.
    >You can be president.
    >You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
    >Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    >You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just
    >too icky. Same work, more pay.
    >Wrinkles add character.
    >Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
    >People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
    >The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
    >New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    >One mood, ALL the time.
    >Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    >You know stuff about tanks.
    >A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
    >You can open all your own jars.
    >You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    >If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
    >Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
    >Everything on your face stays its original color.
    >Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    >You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    >You almost never have strap problems in public
    >You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    >The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    >You don't have to shave below your neck.
    >Your belly usually hides your big hips.
    >One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
    >You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
    >You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
    >You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45
    >minutes
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  2. Okiemuddog

    Okiemuddog 1/2 ton status

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    Hey! I resemble that remark! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  3. landsmasher

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    I understand the situation, but I fail to see the problem here....
     
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