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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thezentree, Jun 27, 2006.

  1. thezentree

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    Jonathan worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess this wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about It, but Jonathan said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Jonathan came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong "What's wrong, Jonathan?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
    "Oh, Jonathan, you didn't!" she exclaimed. "Yes, I did." he replied.
    "My God, Jonathan, what happened?"
    "I got fired."
    "No, Jonathan. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
    "Oh...she got fired too."
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: I've seen several I love to try.....:ignore: :ignore:
     
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    You do, and you'll be in a real pickle! :wink1:
     
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    all i have to say to all o yall is.BADDDDDD and funny:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    :haha: :haha: "shallotte, idiot repository of the world" :confused: :confused: :confused: my thoughts exactly.
     
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    Haha, where'd you dig that up?
     
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    Hey!!! That's Rick Flair's hometown!!! Wwwwwoooooooo!!! :p:
     
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    That's about all we've got going for us. Oh wait, we have a Wal-Mart Supercenter.
     

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