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Why we split up :-(

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Storm Trooper, Jun 7, 2006.

  1. Storm Trooper

    Storm Trooper 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Why we split up..

    She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

    Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.

    SoI asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.

    She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

    I told her that was what the beer was for.


    I don't think she's coming back. :haha:
     
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    Sounds like a true story.................
     
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    Thats great! :haha:
     
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    Whew......

    I thought for a second there you were being serious. Don't scare me like that, brother.:yikes:
     
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    Yeah, I was afraid to comment................:eek1: ..............:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    hahahah excellent i love it!
     
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    dave is this true ?
     
  9. Storm Trooper

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    [​IMG]
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    Are you frickin kidding me?
    I guess you don't know me very well
    I Drink Jack and Coke!
    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    :haha: good lord dude ! did that jacket come with a sheild and a mask . Almost a spitin image of Captin America :D . Just j/k :p:
     
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    :D
    The picture was from a buddy of mine's house in Moab and although I own the skull cap (w/hair) one of the guys there actually owned the coat!
    I had to try it and I think we all had a good laugh :haha: .
    Then proceeded to do more cocktails.
    We even switched looks, now that was something to see.
     
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    We have been together for over 25 years and I don't see that changing.
    Here's my babe -
    [​IMG]
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: Funny joke. Nice picture. So, do you own a truck?:D
     
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    Best joke of this a.m., Thanks
     
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    sorry dave long day / long week on my end
     

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