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Why you should never interrupt!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Mar 23, 2006.

  1. dontoe

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    Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the play ground and go into the
    woods.

    Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in a "Passionate
    Embrace."

    Little Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he
    runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly ... "MOMMYMOMMY,
    IWASATTHEPLAYGROUNDANDDADDYAND ..."

    Mommy tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the story. So Little
    Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into
    the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt
    Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane
    helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat,
    then Daddy ..."

    At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
    interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time.
    I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

    At the dinner table, Mommy asks Little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny
    starts his story, describing the car into the woods, the undressing,
    laying down on the seat, and "... then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same
    thing Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the army."

    Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story. :wink1:
     
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    wow thats Really one of the funniest things ive heard:D
     
  3. dontoe

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    How about this onE then?


    A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.

    The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

    "What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.

    "What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

    "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

    "What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

    "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?" "I switched cocks," he replied.

    She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"
     
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    have heard that one...:haha:

    btw can you even join in on the whole capitalizing letter thing in your own thread:confused: take all the fun out of it:olol
     

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