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wise old indian chief

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by beater_k20, Jan 25, 2007.

  1. beater_k20

    beater_k20 Banned

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    [FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]An old Indian chief, Bald Eagle, sat in his tent on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him.

    One official asked, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress,and the damage he's done."

    The Chief Bald Eagle nodded in agreement.

    The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

    The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied.

    "When white man found land, Indians were running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, Plenty beaver, Women did all the work, Medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, All night having sex."

    Then the chief leaned back and smiled...

    "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

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  2. Stickseler

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    Oldie but a goodie
     
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    76zimmer Flyin Rat Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    but still funny, and somewhat ironically true I would think

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  4. beater_k20

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    absolutely true... but we wouldnt have trucks, so its a wash
     

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