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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Aug 6, 2004.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    Just pitched a cigarette idea to Phillip Morris, here's hoping you'll be smoking my cigarettes soon! YEAH!

    Hahahahahahaha honey badgers!
     
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    I emailed my idea for a new kind of cigarette to Phillip Morris, maybe they'll pick it up and I can make some scratch

    As for the honey badger, I heard it on TV and thought it was hilarious
     
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    If you become a million, share it with me.

    honey badger? Isn't that (insert that word that I can't remember the name of, here) /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    If you emailed it, what is to keep them from just using it replyng to you, hey its already in the works????
     
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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    MMmmmm smokes, I almost fired one up the other day, would be real tempted if it were a camel straight.... /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif
     
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    I didn't lay the whole idea out, just the vaugue descriptions and big selling points

    I like to smoke about 2 or 3 cigarettes a day. I thought I was inhaling normally for a while but a few nights ago I caught a lungful and fell off the porch. I'm hoping I don't get addicted and it seems to be working out well. Just like with the alcohol.... mmmmmmmm

    Hmmmm I have some Camel nonfilters here...... I'm already pretty tossed and nauseous now though
     
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    RJ, you will eventually get addicted to it. Just not as fast as if you were smoking a pack or two a day.
     
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    cigarettes suck. i smoked almost a half a pack last night, and my sinuses are all f*cked up today. luckily, i can legally buy more cancer, so that way i can die even faster. /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif
     
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    Nahhhh you're biased

    I LOVE TO SMOKKKKKKKKKE

    I just had a beer and a smoke on the porch under a thunderhead, hanging with my 3 cats named Death
     
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    death 1, death 2 and death 3? /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    Nahhh just death, like any cat has ever come when it's name is called
     
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    LOL ooh. why don't you train them too?
     
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    like you could possibly train a cat anything,WTF. cats R good for one thing! wheelchocks!!! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    my grandma trained her cat to shake her paw.
     
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    Grandmas have lots and lots of time, I mean, they play monopoly ALLLLLLL the timeeeeee
     

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