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Women as a chemical Element

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Goober, Sep 19, 2002.

  1. Goober

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    Women as a chemical Element

    (A Chemical Analysis)
    Element: Woman
    Symbol: WO

    Discoverer: Adam

    Atomic Weight: Accepted as 130 but is known to vary from 100 - 500 lbs.

    Occurence: Surplus quantities in all urban areas.

    Physical Properties:
    1) Surface usually covered in a painted film.
    2) Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
    3) Melts if given proper treatment.
    4) Bitter if used incorrectly.
    5) Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore.

    Chemical Properties:
    1) Possesses great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and other precious metals.
    2) Able to absorb great quantities of expensive substances.
    3) May explode spontaneously if left with a MALE.
    4) Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.
    5) Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

    Uses:
    1) Highly ornamental especially in Suburbans and K5's.
    2) Most poweful money-reducing agent known to man.
    3) Can be a great aid in relaxation.

    Tests:
    1) Pure specimen turns a rosy tint if discovered in natural state.
    2) Turns green if placed beside a better specimen.

    Caution:
    1) Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
    2) Illegal to possess more than one except in certain areas.
     
  2. k5ntexas

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    lmao. hahahaha that is damn good. funny than heck. shoot its all true too. lol. later

    jacob
     
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    FROFFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    LMAO!! Very true, it seems so right.
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    John
     
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    5) Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore.



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    2) Most poweful money-reducing agent known to man.


    [/ QUOTE ] i like this one as well. very funny.
     

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