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Women that make you go Huh?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by garlicbreath, Nov 24, 2006.

  1. garlicbreath

    garlicbreath 1/2 ton status

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    My girlfriend did one of those things tonight that makes a man go "you did WHAT!"

    She always puts on makeup in the car, like most do. Which is fine with me when I am driving.
    Except for when she has that stick that looks the one in the honey jars but this one is covered in waterproof black paint, and it's millimeters from her eye. IN THE CAR!!!

    But she has never poked her eye out, dispite my driving.

    So tonight I hear her yelp from the bathroom, so I put my fork down and go check on her.
    She poked herself in the eye, while in the bathroom!
     
  2. 68MUDSTUD

    68MUDSTUD OCD with shiny things

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    lol....
     
  3. boggerless

    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

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    is she alright?? and you saying "i put my fork down".:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  4. Corey 78K5

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    A buddy of mine who is with out a shadow of a doubt Patric Swayze's twin brother and sporting the same hair do dislocated his neck while blow drying his hair once:haha: :haha: Man did that poor focker get some sh!t over that. A month later he was sporting a crew:D
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Sorry, but I would have just made up a better story than that.:haha:
     
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    He was proud of his hair..........
     
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    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :pimp: thats great!
     
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    OOHHHH,the posabilaties of crap to give a freind for that.
     
  9. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Kim Can thoroughly enjoyed your story........:rotfl: :rotfl:
     
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    thanks for trusting me, bro its been in the mail since tuesday.:D
     
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    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    How can I not trust the Main Man from Michigan?????? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
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    If she's not naked and in bed, anything a woman does is supposed to make you go HUNH???? Its just the way the system is.:haha: :haha:
     
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    The man has a point...........
     

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