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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, May 18, 2003.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
    Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
    Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
    And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
    Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
    Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
    Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
    And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
    Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
    And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
    'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.







    Then God added a mouth





    and ruined the whole damn thing!!!
     
  2. jekbrown

    jekbrown I am CK5 Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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    Then God added a mouth

    and ruined the whole damn thing!!!



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    lol, i thought the mouth was the best part. lol!!! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

    j
     
  3. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    ya when its full /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Full? What would it be full of? I just don't know what you guys are talking about...


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    -Dan
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Woman...The only creature this side of hell , that can extract the juice from a nut without cracking the shell.... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Also the only mammal on Earth that can bleed for a week and not die.

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    [ QUOTE ]
    Then God added a mouth

    and ruined the whole damn thing!!!


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    It's a design problem. A little more R&D might have helped... (Chapter IIII of my new book, "And Ya Can't Shoot Em") God made a few other mistakes as we all do when designing something new. Like avocado pits being too large and women having feet. I think if only the positioning was a little different things would have worked out better. For instance, if the location of the vagina was exchanged with the location of the mouth, you would accomplish getting the mouth as far away from the brain as possible and everything would still be functional. Try that on your photo editor and you will see what I mean. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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