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WOMEN'S ENGLISH +MEN'S ENGLISH

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ramjet gmc, Aug 26, 2003.

  1. ramjet gmc

    ramjet gmc CK5 Staff Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

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    WOMEN\'S ENGLISH +MEN\'S ENGLISH

    WOMEN'S ENGLISH
    1. Yes = No
    2. No = Yes
    3. Maybe = No
    4. We need... = I want.
    5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
    6. We need to talk = I need to complain
    7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
    8. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
    9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
    10. Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead
    11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
    12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
    13. You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
    14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
    15. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
    16. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
    17. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
    18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like

    MEN'S ENGLISH
    1. I am hungry = I am hungry
    2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
    3. I am tired = I am tired
    4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
    5. I love you = Let's have sex now
    6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
    7. What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
    8. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
    9. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
    10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
    11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
    12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
    13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins
    14. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you.
    15. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
     
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