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Woodpeckers

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Apr 8, 2004.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which
    place had the toughest trees. The Hawaii woodpecker said Hawaii had a
    tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker accepted
    his challenge, and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.
    The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe.

    The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to
    peck a tree in California that was absolutely unpeckable. The Hawaiian
    woodpecker expressed confidence he could do it, so accepted the
    challenge. After flying to California, the Hawaii woodpecker
    successfully pecked the tree with no problem.

    So the two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the Californian
    woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian
    woodpecker was able to peck the Californian tree, but neither one was
    able to peck the tree in their own state?

    After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion -
    pecker's are always harder when you're away from home.
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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