Dismiss Notice

Welcome To CK5!

Registering is free and easy! Hope to see you on the forums soon.

Score a FREE t-shirt and membership sticker when you sign up for a Premium Membership and choose the recurring plan.

word play

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by delta9blazer, Sep 19, 2002.

  1. delta9blazer

    delta9blazer 1/2 ton status

    Feb 17, 2000
    Likes Received:
    Northern California, over by 7-11

    1. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

    2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

    3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

    4. A backwards poet writes inverse.

    5. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

    6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

    7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

    8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

    9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

    10. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

    11. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

    12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

    13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

    14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

    15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

    16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

    17. Every calendar's days are numbered.

    18. A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.

    19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

    20. He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

    21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.

    22. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

    23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

    24. Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

    25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

    26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

    27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

    28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

    29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.

    30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
  2. Sandman

    Sandman 3/4 ton status Author

    Apr 15, 2002
    Likes Received:
    Pocatello, ID
    Those are pretty good. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

Share This Page