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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Sep 14, 2005.

  1. dontoe

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    The Seven Stages of Parking


    Stage One - You're a kid. All you have to park is your butt.


    Stage Two - You're a teenager and you park with a girl who has a good chance of being your future wife.

    Stage Three - You're married with kids and are parking a mini-van at McDonald's.

    Stage Four - The kids are grown and working at McDonald's, you've got a sports car and are caught parking with a girl who has no chance of being your future wife.

    Stage Five - You're parking in the garage for a while, where you're also living.

    Stage Six - You're old, no car no license no parking spot.

    Stage Seven - You're parked. Permanently. In your own space. Even has your name over it.


     

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