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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Nov 12, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...couldn't concentrate.

    Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

    After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

    Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

    Then I tried to be a chef. I figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme.

    I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

    My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy enough.

    I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

    Next was a job in a shoe factory. I tried, but I just didn't fit in.

    I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

    I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

    So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

    I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it.

    My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind
     

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