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Worlds shortest fairy tale,,,

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, Aug 8, 2005.

  1. wasted wages

    wasted wages 3/4 ton status

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    Once upon a time a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"

    She said, "No."

    And the guy lived happily ever after.

    THE END. :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    CLASSIC!!! FREAKIN' CLASSIC!!!!
     
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    Ooooooooh, stomping on the corpse of romance, almost drunk enough to consider necrophilia
     
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    THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE

    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

    The girl said, "NO!"

    And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting, wheelin and played golf a lot; drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.

    THE END
     
  8. chevyfumes

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    Now for the Brothers Grimm version...

    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

    The girl said, "YES!"

    And the poor sod was miserable for all his days
    and that bitch out lived him and spent the remainder of his dough on stupid ass girly sh!t...:doah:
     
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    You know that type of relationship is a dead end.
     
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    it is someones sig around here, but it is still funny:haha::eek1:
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha:
     

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