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World's thinnest books!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Mar 10, 2006.

  1. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    WORLD'S THINNEST BOOKS


    FRENCH WAR HEROES
    by Jacques Chirac

    HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY
    by Jane Fonda

    HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE
    by John Denver

    MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
    by Dan Marino

    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
    by Hillary Clinton

    MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
    by Osama Bin Laden

    THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
    by Bill Gates

    THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
    by Dennis Rodman

    MY WILD YEARS
    by Al Gore

    AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

    AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

    DETROIT : a Travel Guide

    A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
    by Dr. J. Kevorkian

    ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
    By Ellen de Generes

    GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
    by Mike Tyson

    SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
    by the EPA

    THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

    MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
    by O.J. Simpson

    BRIDGE TRAVEL
    by Ted Kennedy

    And the world's Number One Thinnest Book:

    MY BOOK OF MORALS
    by Bill Clinton - with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
     
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  3. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    How's these?
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    It's a minor point, but John Denver bought the airplane he crashed; he DID NOT build it, someone else did.
     
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    You are right it should have been titled "How to drink and crash an experimental":p:
     
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    Actually the shortest book ever written (as there is nothing written in it at all) is What Men Know About Women. :p: :haha:
     
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    ooooooo..... low punch. I'm gonna go cry to Can-Can! :D

    That's not true that we don't know anything about women. For one week every month I buy my girlfriend flowers, make her dinner, and stay in the garage where she won't get mad at me for no apparent reason!
     
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    Thats cuz we always know exactly what we want.:wink1:
     
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    Oh:D , How about: Why men keep their woman happy.:wink1: This one is empty as well. (because you already know the answer):D
     
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    "How about a pamphlet on Jewish sports heroes?"

    Airplane
     
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    Hmmm..reminds me..

    I have a book on a shelf in my room..its not a thin book,it has about 80 pages..(not joking,its a real book!)..

    It's titled "My Complete Sex Life"...
    ..all 80 pages are blank..........:doah: :blush:

    ...someone thought it was a great gag gift for my birthday years ago..the truth hurts though...:( :frown1: ..
     

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