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Worse movie ever?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by hammermachine, Nov 17, 2006.

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Worse movie ever?

Poll closed Nov 27, 2006.
  1. Waterworld

    1 vote(s)
    2.3%
  2. Armageddon

    2 vote(s)
    4.7%
  3. The Postman

    1 vote(s)
    2.3%
  4. The ostermann weekend

    1 vote(s)
    2.3%
  5. Little Niki

    5 vote(s)
    11.6%
  6. The longest Yard (remake)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Demolition Man

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Jaws 2,3

    3 vote(s)
    7.0%
  9. These are bad but I've got my own choice...

    23 vote(s)
    53.5%
  10. I'm naked, watching movies, covered in butter.

    14 vote(s)
    32.6%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. hammermachine

    hammermachine 1/2 ton status

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    Name the worse movie you have ever seen. Rule#1 you have had to have seen the entire movie. Rule#2 You can name runner ups Eg. worse, second worse, third worse. Rule#3 be creative.
     
  2. thezentree

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    Titanic and Dirty Dancing. Both suck equally.

    *shudder*
     
  3. mikey_d05

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    The Notebook. I wanted to punch a baby.

    Oh yeah, gotta throw Brokeback in there. It was for the g/f...I'm whipped.
     
  4. bigbluesuburban

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    Fast and Furious II and III - II is way worse though

    Barb Wire... HORRIBLE!!!

    Showgirls... Saved by the Bell gone bad

    KAZAAM.. Like his free throws, a total miss

    Rollerball... 'nuff sed

    Stop or my Mom will Shoot! - Why Sly... Tell me Why!!!
     
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    One of my most hated movies EVAR!!
     
  6. chevyfumes

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    You forgot boondock saints...:D
     
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    Hey MIkey, I don't know you but I couldn't resist.
    What do you mean "Brokeback" was a bad movie, you don't like fishing? Pun intended. :haha:

    Just kidding man it was a "love Story" not a Queer movie. :D :haha: :haha:

    The famous line "I can't quit you!" :haha:

    This was a horrible movie. I like the scenery though.:haha:
    O.K. I'll stop poking fun at the movie.

    I went deer hunting with my buddies and my wife taped a card on the rifle and it said bring back some deer meat. Next day in the mountains my buddies and I couldn't stop laughing. It was hilarious.
     
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    ahahahahahahahah sucks ta be youuu maaaaaan
     
  9. mikey_d05

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    The two hours of pain and watching guy on guy buttsecks was worth it immediately afterwards. Also, I knew hipi would have gone ape**** so that made it worth it.
     
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    Demolition Man was a pretty damn good flick:mad:
     
  11. hammermachine

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    Demo... man


    I like the movie but it was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO stupid. :haha: :haha:
     
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    Tank Girl... Ice T should stick to playing a cop and rapping about killing cops
    Little Man... The wayans are just not funny...
    The Marine... Like a 2 hour episode of walker texas ranger...
    Little Niki and Mr.deeds were equally terrible...
    feardotcom... just sucked.
    dark water... nothing ever happens... the cartoon was much better "the pirates of dark water" lol
    thunder in paradise... i think this is the name... with hulk hogan and the boat.

    i can probably come up with more... especially ones i never saw, i just know.
     
  13. gjk5

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    Beyond Rangoon. sh*ttiest movie ever, the wife and I still laugh when we see it on cable.
     
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    Haha, I won't lie, I probably woulda done the same. I'm just glad my girlfriend at the time thought both of those movies were weird and wanted to never see them as bad as I did.
     
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    A few years ago I watched a movie called Return to Savage Beach. Its the worst movie I've ever seen. Only good part in it was the opening scene.

    Scott
     
  16. gjk5

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    Just remembered one:


    Lord of the G-String


    really stupid soft core porn on skinamax late night, lord of the rings take off. but holy shiot I laughed.
     
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    HBO porn is worse.. :haha:
     
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    Irish-hater.
     
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    Any Patrick Swayze movie not titled roadhouse

    Any movie with harrison ford that doesn't feature wookies, melting nazi's, or a 55 chevy.
     
  20. chevyfumes

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    Hippie killer...
     

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