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WORST Valentines day gifts

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by hi pinion, Feb 13, 2006.

  1. hi pinion

    hi pinion 3/4 ton status

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    I rember one time, my wife told me , her moms ex husband got her a vacum for valentines day:haha:

    anyone else?:haha:
     
  2. chevyfumes

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    I think I ate a bunch of valium on valantines day once...
     
  3. 3 on the tree

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    I think a new toilet bowl brush would be close to the top of the list.Of course, at the very top of the list would be anything to "help her" lose weight!!!:eek1:
     
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    1. kitchen utensils...blenders, toasters etc.

    2. exercise equipment (unless she is a fitness buff)

    3, tools (unless she is a tomboy)

    3. golf equipment or bowling balls

    4. self help books/cookbooks

    5. video games

    6. porn

    7. blazer parts

    8. clothes sized too big

    9. burned cd's...you cheap bastards

    10. anything you made yourself, (unless its a intricatly carved headboard or a 3000 sq ft house.)
     
  5. cegusman

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    Friends dad served divorce papers on vday last year.
     
  6. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Sawzall...........well, unless you are a male on the receiving end.....
     
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    Dang, I love this one:haha:
     
  8. gjk5

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    I got my wife a vacuum for Valentines a couple years ago. She begged for it though, and it was a $500 vacuum.
     
  9. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    That sucks..........:whistle: :doah:
     
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    how about this one... I got it for her this year.

    SWEET FA!

    I FORGOT! so im making a nice dinner tonight. Thank god, I dont work today.
     
  11. mudnmyvayne

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    fishing pole:D
     
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    corn broom and black pointy hat... :whistle:

    Rene
     
  13. gmcjimmy88

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    This year I got my wife the best gift yet (LOL). I called the service man and waiting for like 30 minutes while he fixed our washing machine. I am such a loving husband. Not really we dont exchange stuff but I did tell happy valentines day. Heck I even did a load of clothes to make sure it worked.
     

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