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would you do martha stewart?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 84k5, Mar 5, 2004.

  1. 84k5

    84k5 1/2 ton status

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    Heck no!
     
  3. 84k5

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    Someone voted yes with me. /forums/images/graemlins/pimp1.gif
     
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    hell no that b!tch is nasty.
     
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    I would as long as it was dark and I didnt have to listen to her complain. /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif
     
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    That Muff is probably Dryer than a popcorn Fart /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    HECK NO.... Not even with your male appendage.... /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif (Inserting puke smiley here)
     
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    definitely not.

    Not even with Executioner's male appendage and Jane Fonda pushing
     
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    Hell yeah! I'd jump her bones! [​IMG] Hell, she used to be a super model... [​IMG]
     
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    Hell, she used to be a super model

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    She did? I call b.s. on that one! /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif Post some pics! /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif

    BTW, hell no! I wouldn't touch her or phuk her, not even with your dick. But if I happen to do it with her, and your dick, I would simply return the dick to you and tell you "enjoy." /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
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    Hell yeah I'd beat them guts up!!! Then when I was done I'd give her a jelly donut. /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     
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    not with bubbas dick and paul pushing..
     
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    11 people voted "yes" so far....you sick...sick bastards. /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    I knew I wasn't the only one.... /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     
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    I knew I wasn't the only one.... /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif

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    All I know is I want to play the warden in the new movie, "Girls Behind Bars, the Celebrities" starring Martha Stewart, Tonya Harding, Heidi Fleiss and Susan McDougal............. /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif
     
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    Let's see here - Martha is 62 years old and most of the negative reactions are coming from 20-something and 30-something guys. When you're in your 50's, you'll definitely have a different perspective on women like Martha Stewart. I personally think she's been holding up pretty well. /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif Hell - I've seen 40 year old women - no - 30 year old women who look like death warmed over and so haggered that ... well - let's not go there. /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif Ever been to the hills of eastern Kentucky? Talk about "rode hard and hung up wet" - there's some rough ones there.!! /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif
     
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    Nuthin' cooks like an old stove. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
     
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    Do I get to sell my story to the tabloids afterwards? 5 figures for the rights to my exclusive would just about finish my truck.... Let's see here... and hour in the sack with Martha for lockers, gears, bead locks and tires....hmmmm. Toss in a high lift and a set of seat covers and I'm in!!
     
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    Let's see here... and hour in the sack with Martha...

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    An HOUR ?? /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif You're flattering yourself!! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     

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