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would you rather.............

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by rdn2blazer, Apr 24, 2006.

  1. rdn2blazer

    rdn2blazer 1 ton status Premium Member

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    would you rather have someone hack at your shin bone with a machete at a steep downward angle three times........or........or....have someone take a large three pronged fish hook froze in a ice cube and stick it up your rear end and wait til it melted and pull real hard. :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: anyone remember those saturday night sketches with I think Kevin Nealand. Im board so this is what I came up with to post.
     
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    go ahead and hack my shin.
     
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    The most painful thing that I can think of would be to lay your sack on a table and smash it with a sledge hammer. :doah: I would rather someone saw off my legs and arms with a rusty butterknife than get my kids smashed.
    -Harrison
     
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    ouch.. tough one.. I would say shins, because there is no way in hell that hook is coming out, but you would be partialy numb, lol
     
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    Shins...... and I thought I was bored at work today.
     
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    You forgot the third choice:
    I take the machete away from the holder, and place it where the fishhook was intended.:D
     
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    why would you want to stick a machete in your own ass? :confused:
     
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    kevin neeland kicks ass
     
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    there was a scene like that in "so I married an axe murderer." The ditzy chick pipes in, "or... be electricuted!" Good times...

    My wife votes for the shins for sure because you could at least sit in a wheel chair. Whereas with the hook in the hiney... you gotta make poop every day, and that would suck.
     
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    Shin....
     
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    Shin. Ouch.
     
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    I am so sorry I clicked on this thread. I'll have neither, thanks.
     
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    LOL!!!! :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:
     
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    made you look! hahahahahaaha:haha: :p:
     
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    :crazy: I feel kinda queezy...............:crazy:
     
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    Neither. If a third choice was optioned, I'd rather have my dick bit off by your mom. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :surepal: :surepal: :surepal:
     
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    there, fixed it for ya. :D
     
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