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Would you want to be as rich as Tom Cruise

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by gjk5, Aug 31, 2006.

  1. gjk5

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    if it meant you had to be this wierd:

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    Tomkitten's" 'first poop' goes on display in New York
    Wed Aug 30, 5:24 PM ET


    NEW YORK (AFP) - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have yet to show their baby daughter off in public, but eager fans were given an unusual preview with the chance to see a bronze cast depicting her first solid stool. The scatological sculpture -- more doodoo than Dada -- is purportedly cast from 19-week old Suri's first bowel movement and will be shown at the Capla Kesting gallery in Brooklyn, New York, before being auctioned off for charity.
    The artist behind the work, Daniel Edwards, previously courted controversy with a life-size nude sculpture of pop star Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug. That work was shown at the same gallery in April.
    "A bronzed cast of baby's first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family," gallery director David Kesting said, adding that he hoped the work would attract bids of up to 25 or 30,000 dollars.
    The sculpture, which sits on a wooden mounting with a glass casing, is to be sold on eBay next month with proceeds from the sale going to infant health charity March Of Dimes.
    As of Wednesday it had attracted a top bid of 41 dollars.
    "Mission: Impossible" star Cruise and Holmes announced Suri's birth in April. The entertainment press, which dubbed the pair "TomKat," has shown a seemingly insatiable appetite for news of the pair and their "TomKitten."
    A spokeman for the couple was not immediately available Wednesday to comment on the sculpture.







    By the way; if a turd that big came out of my 5 month old, I'd be heading to the Dr.'s.
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: I ain't buyin it...
     
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    That thing looks like sh1t....
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: Oh boy, I can't snope it and all I can find on the net seems to be legit...:doah: Imma go ahead and sell my compter now cause I have no officially seen everything the introweb has to offer...
     
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    That boy has an overdue appointment with the funny farm. :rolleyes:
     
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    It's OK Scientology will cure Tom, just ask Him.
     
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    Oh-hooooooo
     
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    Hiiiiiiideee Hoooooooh!
     
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    They were talking about it this morning on a country music station. They stated the bid was up to $5,100. that is f****n insane.
     
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    S0 what good is a bunch of money if everyone thinks you are to total prik?
     
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    If you'd ever seen baby poop, you'd know that this is fake. Real poo is squished, permanently stuck to the baby's butt and/or the diaper it was pooed into, it's terminably runny and would smell no matter how much bronze you poured over it.
     
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    Not at 19 weeks and if there was no diaper just a plate to poop on while she was being held, which makes the whole thing even wierder.:o
     
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    OK, now you guys just don't have enough other things to think about... :rolleyes::p:
     
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    Sorry I read about 10 other sites trying to debunk this poop...:haha: :doah:
     
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    gawd I'm tired of the moronic nicknames that tabloids come up with. Tomkitten? Honestly... thats so dumb that calling it retarded would be an insult to Walmart greeters everywhere!

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