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WTF file 3/30/05 Thief Steals Poop From Woman Walking Dog

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  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Thief Steals Poop From Woman Walking Dog
    By Associated Press
    3 hours agoUPDATED -2 HOURS -37 MINUTES AGO

    SAN DIEGO - The hunt is on for a turd burglar. Police in San Diego are searching for a gunman who swiped a bag of poop from a woman out walking her dog.

    The woman told police that she was out walking her dog, Misty, on Monday night when a man in his 20s ran up behind her and grabbed the bag she was holding.

    When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said.

    He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at Misty and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said.

    The robber ran to a waiting small, silver car and fled the scene, police said.
     
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    hope they catch that moron and show him how a police issue pistol works!!
     
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    Man that really stinks! lol
     
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    Maybe I missed something, how did they know it was a .22?
     
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    You probably missed that they said she was a gun enthusiast too.:p:
     
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    It was one of those snazzy new ones that ejects a round, spent or not, every time you pull the trigger.
     
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    Wow..... just... wow.

    And this line: "The hunt is on for a turd burglar." practically had me on the floor :haha:
     
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    I thought a "turd burglar" was someone who tries to open the door when your taken a dump in a public restroom. :D

    Anyone seen that list before? Pretty funny. Post up if you have it. :thumb:
     
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    Seen it. Hilarious!

    I'm pretty sure I've got it at home, I'll have to post it up when I get back there....

    [/hijack]
     
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    Is this the list you're looking for?
     
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    No, that's not it.. but it's funny.
     

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