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WTF is a Mounted Unit?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Sample, Aug 21, 2003.

  1. Sample

    Sample 1/2 ton status

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    So I took the long cut to work today through the ASU campus in Tempe. All the students coming back to school can make for some nice scenery. Anyway, I was at a stoplight when this hot female cop pulls up next to me. I look over at her and smile and give her a head nod, she smiles back. I then look down at the side of the 3/4 Chevy truck she was in. It said:


    Police
    Mounted Unit


    I couldn't help but giggle and think how it would be nice to have her mount my unit. I laughed out loud and she looked at me, so I just cranked up the Ted Nugent Cat Scratch Fever and looked straight ahead.


    Back to the question, what is a Mounted Unit?
     
  2. shewheeler

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    The mounted po po (i.e., cops that ride horsies)

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  3. 88Silverado

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    [ QUOTE ]
    Mounted Unit

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    Past tense, meaning she has already been Mounted by someone or something /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
     
  4. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    It's either cops on horsies or the cops that are easy /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  5. behemoth

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    Yeah - And I'll bet you actually like those handcuffs and whips and stuff, don't you? /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif Was she blonde ??? /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
     
  6. Z3PR

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    No offence intended to anyone in law enforcement, but all I can say about the horse cops back in Omaha, Ne. is that I didn't know horses had a$$holes that high. /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  7. Jeremy_C

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    Aint that fancy terms for "the womans on top" /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  8. landsmasher

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    Picture in my head... Two cop cars, one on top of the other doing it doggie style... Wish I knew more about my photo editing program... This is worthy of a chop... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     

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