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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by MNorby, Apr 25, 2007.

  1. MNorby

    MNorby 3/4 ton status Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    A Wyoming man was stopped by a game warden in Northern Wisconsin recently with two ice chests full of live fish in water, leaving a river well known for its fishing.

    The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

    "Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish."


    "Pet fish?"

    "Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim' round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take 'em home."

    "That's a bunch of BS! Fish can't do that!"

    The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "it's the truth. I'll show you. It really works."


    "Okay, I've GOT to see this!"


    The man poured the fish into the river and stood and waited.

    After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"


    "Well, what?" said the man.

    "When are you going to call them back?"

    "Call who back?"


    "The FISH!"


    "What fish?"

    We in Wyoming may not be as smart as some, but we ain't as dumb as most.
     
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    :thumb: I've never been there... but from everything I have rear/heard, Wyoming would be a cool place to retire too. I like sparesly populated states with wide expanses of open ground. They got rocks to drive on too. :thumb:

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  4. MNorby

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    Its nice here for sure, I can drive 5 minutes any direction and wheel 3 different terrains. But don't let the secret out. Its suck missearbly when the indians attack and we have to fend off out homesteads with out 6 shooters.
     
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    i hear ya mang... keep your area secret as long as you can. Some ass clown let it slip that Vancouver was a nice area to live, and now we have eleventy billion Kalifornicators here. Don't let that crap happen to you!!!

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    Damn I thought Texas was windy. That right there is fuggin hilarious:D :bow: :haha:
     
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    An old timer from Casper once told me, "I never knew what wind was, till it didn't blow one day"
     

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