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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by FL84K5, Oct 12, 2002.

  1. FL84K5

    FL84K5 1/2 ton status

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    * Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
    * Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
    * Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
    * Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
    * Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
    * Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
    * Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
    * Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
    * Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
    * Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
    * When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
    * Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
    * Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
    * You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
    * Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
    * Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
    * If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
    * If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
     
  2. uglychevyZZ4

    uglychevyZZ4 3/4 ton status

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    thats funny but im wondering how to get rid of this mole in my yard right now /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif why is it that he is blind, eats worms, has NO reason to surface whatsoever, and at the same time is CONSISTANTLY cowing up to the top just to ruin my new yard? /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif
     
  3. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    Run some exhaust fumes into the hole...and go plug up the other holes.

    Rene
     
  4. uglychevyZZ4

    uglychevyZZ4 3/4 ton status

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    I have heard that b4, i tried gas, chemicals, water, etc...etc... but i wish i could get him to surface then id get him /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
    now fl84k5, hijack my post will ya, that show you do it not so obvious /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
     

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