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Yahoo person of the year, give me a break

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Dec 4, 2002.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Yahoo 2002 Person of the Year
    What a crock of frog crap!!!! Here's the nominees, with my own election commentary.......

    Barry Bonds-yeah, he can rip homers at the same rate I can rip nasty farts, but has the attitude of a fawking rock suffering from 'roid rage.

    Britney Spears-the blond, silicone-enhanced singing bombshell who's been down more guys than my ex-wife. She should of seen Bubba Ray first, I would of made her famous for better reasons.

    Colin Powell-Secretary of State, career Army officer who came from the slums of NYC, born of immigrant parents. Didn't respect him as the head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff or his Desert Storm leadership due to his political aura, but would make a good choice if not for one of the other nominees.

    Emimem-white boy got game with the straighballin rappin ryhme, strait outta of Detroit. Got some good tunes rollin, but I personally think he's just a punk kid from a upper-middle class family who got no respect cause the homies dissed his Beemer.

    George W. Bush-Don't always agree with the man, but he's in a tough spot and is doing a great job and when it comes down to it, Algore still sucks.

    Howard Stern-Howard Who? 'Nuff said.

    J.K. Rowling-Known for the Harry Potter series, this Martha Stewart look alike would be more suited for making lez porn with Martha.

    Kofi Annan-Leader of the U.N. Just like any other politician from the continent of Africa, he sucks donkey a** and he can hear me holler, "**** THE UN!!!!"

    The Osburnes-Ozzy has always been able to wail, and in a contest between the mum and daughter, I think mum is the most doable.

    Serena Williams-Built like a brick sh*thouse that has the tennis circuit on fire, she plays tennis. What has she done besides giving women the impression that their place is outside the kitchen? She plays tennis.

    So there you have it folks, the nominees for Yahoo's Person of the Year, and all I can say is, someone needs to piss in the cup.
     
  2. uglychevyZZ4

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    ok Bubba, you tell me what YOU think, and then Ill respond to yours..fair? who cares /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif My nominees for yafawkinhoo of the year are..

    1. Monica Lewinsky for getting caught on camera last month at a theatre wiping her chin /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gifI just love her..

    2. the camera man who got that on film -and sold the pic /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

    3. General Schwartzkoff- for not running for president, you ass, you let me down. /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif

    4. Ford- for making a Focus and selling it at $ 17,000.00 and then 1 year after it made its big gold rush debut, DROPPING the price to $ 6,000.00 and royally fawking the economy and all the loyal owners of such said car and really fawking thier resale value, good job ford, now the owners still owe 2x what the damn thing is new /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif. FORD< YOU SUCK DONKEY TESTICLES !

    5. N'SYNC- for being yet another lame ass overnight flash in the pan BOY band who chases 11 year olds and makes YET ANOTHER ( just like new kids, fag street boys, etc...etc... )song saying
    " were not goin anywhere, where here to stay".... anyways, N'SYNC WHO?????????

    6-Colin Powell-for not having the Kahuna's to keep looking for Rest of the Alcada and thier leader, and instead chasing after Sadaam who will prolly nuke our ass cuase he is fawkin nuts and dont care. good going there Colin, no wonder your name sounds like an ass part.

    7- Chevyfumes-for talking about his butt so often /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

    8-and the biggest yahoo award should go to those morons who STILL complain about paying 25.00 to join this killer site, you lame ass wussies, pony up or get run over in the trail /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
     
  3. AGM

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    The Osburnes-Ozzy has always been able to wail, and in a contest between the mum and daughter, I think mum is the most doable.

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    Why not take both
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    1. Monica Lewinsky for getting caught on camera last month at a theatre wiping her chin I just love her..
    2. the camera man who got that on film -and sold the pic


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    6-Colin Powell-for not having the Kahuna's to keep looking for Rest of the Alcada and thier leader, and instead chasing after Sadaam who will prolly nuke our ass cuase he is fawkin nuts and dont care. good going there Colin, no wonder your name sounds like an ass part.

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    Was that Colin?
     
  4. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    7- Chevyfumes-for talking about his butt so often

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    No friggin contest. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    4. Ford- for making a Focus and selling it at $ 17,000.00 and then 1 year after it made its big gold rush debut, DROPPING the price to $ 6,000.00 and royally fawking the economy and all the loyal owners of such said car and really fawking thier resale value, good job ford, now the owners still owe 2x what the damn thing is new . FORD&lt; YOU SUCK DONKEY TESTICLES !


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    Now why are you talking the four letter F word? Don't tell me you own a Fucus? /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
     
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    I am suprized Whitney Huston was not nominated (not) she looked pretty wacked on Dateline or what ever show I was watching... /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
     
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    Howard Stern-Howard Who? 'Nuff said.

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    He's on the radio. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif ....and pretty funny. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    7- Chevyfumes-for talking about his butt so often

    [/ QUOTE ] MMMmmmmmm my butt.... /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gifwant to touch the hiney.... /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif
     
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    jennie had a new one when we met, she's learnin.. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Howard Stern is a shitfaced cockmaster /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

    They replaced his show here with Kevin$Bean who also suck pole but dont sit around for 4 hours laughing at there own jokes and talking about how great they are /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    Howard Stern is a shitfaced cockmaster

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    Well, I wouldn't of gone that extreme, I did find him to be hypocritical at times. Though I do love his opinion of Rosie ODonnel.
     
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    in a contest between the mum and daughter, I think mum is the most doable.


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    Ain't no way I could ever get drunk enough to do either one of them. /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
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    The daughter looks kinda hot in that pic /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Bubba Ray and Rob,,, I think you are being just a little vague here. Please don't hold back your true feelings. Don't beat around the bush so much. Just let it all hang out... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

    AGM... The photo you posted has been determined by my virus scanner to be infected... /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
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    Bubba Ray and Rob,,, I think you are being just a little vague here. Please don't hold back your true feelings. Don't beat around the bush so much. Just let it all hang out... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

    [/ QUOTE ] ok, i will, most of this world sux anus, lifes hard and it aint gettin any easier, the political reformation is long overdue, blah blah blah, and this is still the best gawd-damn country there ever was or will be because perfection is boring and we'd have nothing to bitch about /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
     
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    The daughter looks kinda hot in that pic


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    derek please put down the crack pipe. you really need help. seriously you do. i think yer blazer should be taken away for saying such a comment. gawd and i thought you were cool. lol. j/k. well damnit shouldn't say that stuff in public derek, just not the best thing to do cuss ya have arses like me who make fun of you. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    jacob
     
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    ok, i will, most of this world sux anus, lifes hard and it aint gettin any easier, the political reformation is long overdue, blah blah blah, and this is still the best gawd-damn country there ever was or will be because perfection is boring and we'd have nothing to bitch about

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    I must concur with my esteemed colleague from the Great State of Washington.
     
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    most of this world sux anus, lifes hard and it aint gettin any easier, the political reformation is long overdue, blah blah blah, and this is still the best gawd-damn country there ever was or will be because perfection is boring and we'd have nothing to bitch about

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    Ok hell that works for me I think you got the point across. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  19. uglychevyZZ4

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    I must concur with my esteemed colleague from the Great State of Washington.

    [/ QUOTE ] /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gifiM SUCH A CRANKY BASTARD /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif


    like Carlos Mencia says,
    " We can only complain about how messed up this country is because its so great a country that we have THE ROOM to complain "
     

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