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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Jan 29, 2002.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

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    Y\'all got to see this

    Got this piece of spam, first one I can ever think of that had this offer:
    Minister Charles Simpson has the power to make you a LEGALLY ORDAINED MINISTER within 48 hours!!!! CS

    BE ORDAINED NOW!

    As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church!!

    WEDDINGS
    MARRY your BROTHER, SISTER, or your BEST FRIEND!!
    Don't settle for being the BEST MAN OR BRIDES' MAID
    Most states require that you register your certificate (THAT WE SEND YOU) with the state prior to conducting the ceremony.

    FUNERALS
    A very hard time for you and your family
    Don't settle for a minister you don't know!!
    Most states require that you register your certificate (THAT WE SEND YOU) with the state prior to conducting the ceremony.

    BAPTISMS
    You can say "WELCOME TO THE WORLD!!!! I AM YOUR MINISTER AND YOUR UNCLE!!"
    What a special way to welcome a child of God.

    FORGIVENESS OF SINS
    The Catholic Church has practiced the forgiveness of sins for centuries
    **Forgiveness of Sins is granted to all who ask in sincerity and willingness to change for the better!!

    VISIT CORRECTIONAL FACILITIES
    Since you will be a Certified Minister, you can visit others in need!!
    Preach the Word of God to those who have strayed from the flock

    WANT TO START YOUR OWN CHURCH??
    After your LEGAL ORDINATION, you may start your own congregation!!


    At this point you must be wondering how much the Certificate costs. Right? Well, let's talk about how much the program is worth. Considering the value of becoming a CERTIFIED MINISTER I'd say the program is easily worth $100. Wouldn't you agree? However, it won't cost that much. Not even close! My goal is to make this life changing program affordable so average folks can benefit from the power of it.

    Since I know how much you want to help others, you're going to receive your Minister Certification for under $100.00... Not even $50.00... You are going to receive the entire life-changing course for only $29.95.

    For only $29.95 you will receive:
    1. 8-inch by 10-inch certificate IN COLOR, WITH GOLD SEAL.
    (CERTIFICATE IS PROFESSIONALLY PRINTED BY AN INK PRESS)
    2. Proof of Minister Certification in YOUR NAME!!
    3. SHIPPING IS FREE!!!


    ***********************************************************************

    LIMITED TIME OFFER: ORDER TODAY!
    SEND Only $29.95 US
    (CREDIT CARD, CASH, CHECK, OR MONEY ORDER)
    SHIPPING IS FREE!!! For Shipping OUTSIDE the US please add $11.00.

    To place your order merely fill out the following form and fax to 1-775-252-4949.
    If this line is busy, please try faxing to 1-775-243-9537.
    or mail to:

    Internet Information Services
    PO Box 1541
    Billings, MT 59103-0084



    Bubba Ray Boudreaux,
    Official Colorado K5.com Fantasy Football Choke Artist!<a target="_blank" href=http://community.webshots.com/user/mdntrdr1>http://community.webshots.com/user/mdntrdr1</a>
     
  2. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    I wonder if this guy is still in business???????????
     
  3. midnitewarya

    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

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    I go and get ordained every weekend. I now preach the good word of Epijewdatholislamasism.
     
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    way
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    bad idea




















    sheep focker
     
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    You can pay him $30, but you still can't marry the sheep.
     
  6. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Bull bitch...............................:D
     
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    I,,I,,I feel the spirt of the Lord fillin' up inside me,,,can I get an AMEN ???:haha:
     
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    I would prefer an awoman:haha::haha:
    George
     
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    He cut of his cajones and caught a ride on the comet.
     
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    all I want is the tax exempt status...
     

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