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Yellow, Pink and Green............

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Jan 31, 2006.

  1. dontoe

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    Yellow, Pink and Green

    Mujjibar was trying to get into the USA legally, through Immigration.
    The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there
    is one more test. Unless you pass it, you cannot enter the United States
    of America."

    Mujibar said, "I am ready."

    The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and
    Green."

    Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am
    ready."

    The Officer said, "Go ahead."

    Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up,
    and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

    Mujibar now lives in a neighbourhood near you and works at a Charter help desk.

    I talked to him yesterday.
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    This is tits ass old and was just re re re posted like last week, your gonna catch hell for this one...BTW I had that joke stuck in my head yesterday as background music for my dream...:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    Green,green!!
     
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    yellow?:haha:
     
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    I went to talk to one of my prof's today who can't speak a coherent english sentence because he's from the east and just recently learned english, and he was talking to a student who sounded just like Apu from the Simpsons. Honestly, it was the funniest conversation I've ever heard in my entire life. I wish I'd have had a way to record it.

    That...and I'm drinking.
     
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    life is so better when liquified,
     
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    apple pie is proof that (insert politically correct idealogical figure here, none of which I believe in) loves us and wants us to be happy
     
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    All pie in general as long as the general is in the pie...
     
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    I'm not sure the general could fit through the top of the bottle....
     
  10. Resurrection_Joe

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    I have forsaken pie in my quest for the flesh of the once living beasts

    ...and it's rotten lactation curdled into semi hard form

    ...and it's unborn offspring fried to unrecognizabilty

    ...and like, some tea
     
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    ooooo...like chai?

    if not chai...then green or maybe even camomile...that help with the unborn offspring aftertaste
     
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    grow yer own.
     
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    hey
    pink up the damn phone its still greening
     
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    bannanna.
     

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