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YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN (may offend)

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  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    YES, I\'M A BAD AMERICAN (may offend)

    There's a lot of truth in the following



    YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN

    by George Carlin


    I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

    I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level
    governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

    I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!

    I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart
    American.

    I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not
    entitle you to anything.

    I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.

    I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

    I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than
    working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put
    your pansy ass through 4 years plus, of college, you haven't begun to be
    enlightened.

    I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they
    want to.

    My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry
    Springer.

    I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

    I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

    I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when
    I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying, paying?

    I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the
    desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or
    been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up
    already.

    I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson
    practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem
    and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

    I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running
    from them.

    I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking the
    law, regardless of what color you are.

    I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
    deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the
    next four years.

    I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap
    or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people
    should be targets.

    I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
    parents.

    I believe if she has her lips on your Willie, it's sex, and this applies even
    if you are President of the United States.

    And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?

    If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

    If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.

    We need our country back!
     
  2. chevyfumes

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    Re: YES, I\'M A BAD AMERICAN (may offend)

    /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
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    Re: YES, I\'M A BAD AMERICAN (may offend)

    AAAAHHHHHHHHH.....George Carlin!! Just gotta love that AMERICAN BAD ASS mofo, along with Ted Nugent, too!!! /forums/images/icons/cool.gif
     
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    Re: YES, I\'M A BAD AMERICAN (may offend)

    I swear I would love to vote for Ted in the next election! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    Re: YES, I\'M A BAD AMERICAN (may offend)

    I got this in my email a week ago and just love it. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
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    Re: YES, I\'M A BAD AMERICAN (may offend)

    Carlin is good.

    -Rich
     
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    Re: YES, I\'M A BAD AMERICAN (may offend)

    I'm a very bad american [​IMG]
     
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    Re: YES, I\'M A BAD AMERICAN (may offend)

    I guess I too am a bad American...

    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart
    American.


    [/ QUOTE ]

    or a very smart American
     
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    Re: YES, I\'M A BAD AMERICAN (may offend)

    Actually I agree 100% with what was said...But isn't Geoge Carlin bleeding heart liberal?...

    So I dont think he would say that
     
  11. Zeus33rd

    Zeus33rd Smarter than you GMOTM Winner

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    Re: YES, I\'M A BAD AMERICAN (may offend)

    Gearge Carlin has always been my favorite comedian. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    Re: YES, I\'M A BAD AMERICAN (may offend)

    i'm a bad american and damn proud of it. everything that was said is right. later.

    jacob
     
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    Re: YES, I\'M A BAD AMERICAN (may offend)

    Interesting, this is the first time I've seen it attributed to Carlin... Usually it's attributed to Ted Nugent... I think neither of them said it, although Ted said he does agree with it... /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif

    I agree with it 100% regardless who the author was...
     

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