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Yet another Kerry spanking

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Desert Rat, Oct 19, 2004.

  1. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    "Lemme See. Have I Got This Straight?
    I'm trying to get all this political stuff straightened out in my head so I'll know how to vote come November. Right now, we have one guy saying one thing. Then the other guy says something else. Who do we believe? Lemme see; have I got this straight?

    1. Clinton awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Yugoslavia - good... Bush awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Iraq - bad...

    2. Clinton spends 77 billion on war in Serbia - good.. Bush spends 87 billion in Iraq - bad..

    3. Clinton imposes regime change in Serbia - good... Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...

    4. Clinton bombs Christian Serbs on behalf of Muslim Albanian terrorists- good.. Bush liberates 25 million Muslims from a genocidal dictator - bad...

    5. Clinton bombs Chinese embassy - good... Bush bombs terrorist camps - bad...

    6. Clinton commits felonies while in office - good... Bush lands on aircraft carrier in jumpsuit - bad...

    7. No mass graves found in Serbia - good... No WMD found Iraq - bad...

    8. Stock market crashes in 2000 under Clinton - good... Economy on upswing under Bush - bad...

    9. Clinton refuses to take custody of Bin Laden - good... World Trade Centers fall under Bush - bad...

    10. Clinton says Saddam has nukes - good... Bush says Saddam has nukes - bad...

    11. Clinton calls for regime change in Iraq - good... Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...

    12. Terrorist training in Afghanistan under Clinton - good... Bush destroys training camps in Afghanistan - bad...

    13. Milosevic not yet convicted - good... Saddam turned over for trial - bad...

    Ahh, it's so confusing!

    By the way...Every year an independent tax watchdog group analyzes the average tax burden on Americans, and then calculates the "Tax Freedom Day". This is the day after which the money you earn goes to you, not the government. This year, tax freedom day was April 11th. That's the earliest it has been since 1991. Its latest day ever was May 2nd, which occurred in 2000. Notice anything special about those dates?


    Recently, John Kerry gave a speech in which he claimed Americans are actually paying more taxes under Bush, despite the tax cuts. He gave no explanation and provided no data for this claim.


    Another interesting fact: Both George Bush and John Kerry are wealthy men. Bush owns only one home, his ranch in Texas. Kerry owns 4 mansions, all worth several million dollars. (His ski resort home in Idaho is an old barn brought over from Europe in pieces. Not your average A-frame).


    Bush paid $250,000 in taxes this year; Kerry paid $90,000. Does that sound right? The man who wants to raise your taxes obviously has figured out a way to avoid paying his own.

    Pass this on. Election Day is fast approaching."
     
  2. bigyellowjimmy

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    Very confusing indeed, it took me about .0000000001937645287 milliseconds to decide. /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

    I'll take BUSH /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
     
  3. 84_Chevy_K10

    84_Chevy_K10 Banned

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    Very confusing indeed, it took me about .0000000001937645287 milliseconds to decide. /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

    I'll take BUSH /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif

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    I'll take neither...they're both idiots.
     
  4. JK5

    JK5 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Very confusing indeed, it took me about .0000000001937645287 milliseconds to decide. /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

    I'll take BUSH /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif

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    I'll take neither...they're both idiots.

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    I'm gonna have to aggree with that!!!!
    Dreamers....without a plan!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif
     

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