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Yo Mamma...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by bigbluesuburban, Dec 22, 2006.

  1. bigbluesuburban

    bigbluesuburban 1/2 ton status

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    So fat... When she jumps in the air she gets stuck.
     
  2. bigbluesuburban

    bigbluesuburban 1/2 ton status

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    So fat... When she sings, it's OVER!
     
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    yo mama is like a shotgun... two cocks and shes ready to blow:eek1: :eek1: :eek1:
     
  4. 3 on the tree

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    Is sooooooooooooooo fat,




































































    Her dress size is a sip code.:eek1:
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Yo mama's so fat, on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747.
     
  7. darkshadow

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    your mamma is so fat...





    she had adult onset diabetes, and must be buried in a pianobox, and is morned by every fast food restrant in town
     
  8. 55Willy

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    yo momma is soooo fat... we are all in her right now.
     
  9. wasted wages

    wasted wages 3/4 ton status

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    Yo mama is so dirty , when she goes to take a bath , the water jumps out and says "I'll wait"
     
  11. SkulzNBonz

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    is soooo ugly she'll make a train take a dirt road.

    John
     
  12. wasted wages

    wasted wages 3/4 ton status

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    Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

    Yo mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station
     
  13. Chaddy

    Chaddy 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Yo mamma is so fat...........when she takes a bath, she fills the tub, then turns the water on.
     
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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Shes morbidly obese...
     
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    Yo mama's so fat it took me 2 days to roll off the bitch
     
  16. BoondocK5

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    Your mommas so fat we had to roll her in flour and look for a wet spot!
     

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