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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by bigbluesuburban, Dec 22, 2006.
So fat... When she jumps in the air she gets stuck.
So fat... When she sings, it's OVER!
yo mama is like a shotgun... two cocks and shes ready to blow
Is sooooooooooooooo fat,
Her dress size is a sip code.
Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Yo mama's so fat, on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747.
your mamma is so fat...
she had adult onset diabetes, and must be buried in a pianobox, and is morned by every fast food restrant in town
yo momma is soooo fat... we are all in her right now.
Yo mama is so dirty , when she goes to take a bath , the water jumps out and says "I'll wait"
is soooo ugly she'll make a train take a dirt road.
Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
Yo mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station
Yo mamma is so fat...........when she takes a bath, she fills the tub, then turns the water on.
Shes morbidly obese...
Yo mama's so fat it took me 2 days to roll off the bitch
Your mommas so fat we had to roll her in flour and look for a wet spot!
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