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Yodeling

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Aug 8, 2003.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began? California? Oregon? Switzerland? Most believe it originated in Switzerland, but here's the real version. Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland.

    Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he
    could spend the night. The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn.

    As the story goes, the farmer's daughter came down from
    upstairs and asked her father, "Who is that man going into the barn?"

    "That's some fellow traveling through," said the farmer. "He needs a place to stay for the night, so I said he could sleep in the barn".

    The daughter said, "Perhaps he is hungry". So she prepared
    him a plate of food and took it out to the barn.

    About an hour later, the daughter returned. Her clothing
    disheveled and straw in her hair. Straight up to bed she went. The farmer's wife was very observant. She then suggested that perhaps the man was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of wine, took it out to the barn, and she too did not return for an hour. Her clothing was askew, her blouse
    buttoned incorrectly and her hair all messed up. She also headed straight to bed.

    The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got up and
    continued on his journey, waving to the farmer as he left.
    When the daughter awoke and learned that the visitor was gone, she broke into tears. "How could he leave without even saying good-bye," she cried.
    "We made such passionate love last night!"
    "What?" shouted the father as he angrily ran out of the
    house looking for the man, who by now was halfway up the mountain. The farmer screamed up at him, "I'm going to get you! You had sex with my daughter!"

    The man looked back down from the mountainside, cupped his hand next to his mouth, and yelled out,
    "LAIDTHEOLADEETOO".
     
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    He's here all week folks! Try the veal!
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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