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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Jul 29, 2006.
WTF did he do to his nose? And why?
That fock chop should really consider suicide.
nose? Are you kidding? Did you see his EARS?
Ya see how his ear lobes are stretched? Just like that. Why?
It's where he keeps his emergency axel seals.
dontoe, how does your wife feel about you being into piercing and all??
someone has some serious mental/insecurity issues...
I keep "him" around for spare parts.............and to scare the 'ell out'a my kids!!!
Some day this is going to be someones Grandfather. Won't that be an amusing open casket ceremony?
Seriously, you have to figure that somewhere out there is a freak of equal mental instability but of opposite sex, and those two are going to decide that humpin' is fun, and if these are the decisions that they make about their public parts, then imagine how bad the decisions are about their use and operation of their private parts will be. So sooner or later little Freak Jr. pops out. And then at this point... the stage is set for a whole family tree of freeks.
At some point this guy is going to be lying in a casket, and his 'friends' and family are going to be viewing him and saying his eulogy. And at least one little kid is going to have to look in that casket and acknowledge that, this is his grandpa.
I guess the mental health industry will always have a thriving client base.
On top of everything else, I detect a Mullet!
i take it you do notice the wood plugs in them then. they are removable, makes for easier pickin.
1. Moron Birth Mark
2. The mistake that keeps on giving
3. Halloween... ALWAYS
4. Makes acne seem inconsequential
5. Career Advancement Repelent
Tattoo shop guy" "Not doing anything important with your life for the next 57 years?"
Tattoo shop guy: "great, I got some extra coasters laying around for your ears, and an overcoat button or two for your nose, hell let's tat your face while we're at it and stick some random pieces of crap in your face too"
Moron: "cool, now I can fulfill my destiny of being a societal outcast and not contributing a damn thing in my life, maybe I can even scare some kids and old ladies on the way!"
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