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You are from California if.....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by SkulzNBonz, Oct 13, 2005.

  1. SkulzNBonz

    SkulzNBonz 1/2 ton status

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    Location:
    OKC, Oklahoma
    Californians:
    >>
    >> So as not to be outdone by all the redneck,
    >> hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from
    >> California if:
    >>
    >>
    >> 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are
    >> visible.
    >>
    >> 2. You make over $100,000 and still can't afford a
    >> house.
    >>
    >> 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people
    >> carrying on a
    >> conversation in English.
    >>
    >> 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a
    >> nose ring, and is
    >> named Flower.
    >>
    >> 5. You can't remember . is pot illegal?
    >>
    >> 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers
    >> and a sperm
    >> donor.
    >>
    >> 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your
    >> coffee beans are
    >> grown, and you can taste the difference between
    >> Sumatran and Ethiopian.
    >>
    >> 8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
    >>
    >> 9. A really great parking space can totally move you
    >> to tears.
    >>
    >> 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere
    >> else in the U.S.
    >>
    >> 11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at
    >> Starbucks wearing a baseball
    >> cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney
    >> really IS George Clooney.
    >>
    >> 12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house
    >> payment.
    >>
    >> 13. You can't remember . is pot illegal?
    >>
    >> 14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report
    >> on every news
    >> station: "STORM WATCH."
    >>
    >> 15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all
    >> busy with their cell phones or pagers.
    >>
    >> 16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you
    >> leave for work an hour
    >> early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
    >>
    >> 17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
    >>
    >> 18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
    >>
    >> 19. The Terminator is your governor.
    >>
    >> 20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's
    >> license.
    >> If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.
    >

    Maybe a repost, but funny.

    John
     
  2. txfiremank5

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    LOL, good stuff :thumb:
     
  3. Inu-Hanyou1776

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    Love 'em!!

    About the last one, I have this to say:

    ROUND UP ALL THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS AND SHIP 'EM OUT OF THE COUNTRY! THEY'RE LABELED ILLEGAL FOR A REASON!!!!!!!!!:angry1:
     
  4. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Those are great!!! :haha: :haha: :haha:


    Hey, I'll sell ya my avatar !!! ;)
     
  5. Leper

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    #3 relates to Texas as much as anywhere
     
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    it's sad...but most of those are dead on:doah: atleast for socal
     
  7. SkulzNBonz

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    Reminds me why I moved :waytogo:

    John
     
  8. Skigirl

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    Hmmm, maybe I missed something. Was one of them NOT true? :wink1:
     
  9. jarheadk5

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    For SoCal, anyway...

    21. The temperature goes below 50*, and the "big story" on the news is the COLD SNAP.

    22. The TV network breaks into your favorite show to televise a police pursuit, and you DON'T throw the remote across the room in disgust.
     
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    LOL so true :D
     
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    Time to move ....
     

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