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You don't know - jack

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TopOff, Dec 6, 2002.

  1. TopOff

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    You don\'t know - jack

    Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane. One
    guy says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go
    faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
    passenger."

    The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly,
    takes off his glasses and asks, "What would you like to discuss?"

    The first guy says, "Oh, I don't know; how about Nuclear Power?"

    The other guy says, "OK, that could make for some pretty
    interesting conversation. But let me ask you a question first: A
    horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer
    excretes pellets; the cow, big patties; and the horse, clumps of
    dried grass. Why is that?"

    The first guy says, "I don't know."

    The other guy says, "Oh? Well then, do you really think you're
    qualified to discuss Nuclear Power when you don't know sh**?"
     
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    Re: You don\'t know - jack

    Yeah, I am bored... What can I say... /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif

    No one is here at work.. I might as well go home!
     

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