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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Zeus33rd, May 7, 2003.

  1. Zeus33rd

    Zeus33rd Smarter than you GMOTM Winner

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    ...Taking a dump feels soooo damn good? /forums/images/graemlins/pimp1.gif
     
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    do you read anything in particular when doing this act.as it could be other things your doing at the same time that makes the whole ordeal a good time. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  3. Zeus33rd

    Zeus33rd Smarter than you GMOTM Winner

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    I don't read or do a thing. This is a moment to savor..I don't want outside distractions infringing on my ability to enjoy this profound act. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    some peeps just like to feel things pushing through their pooper... personally I dont see the appeal... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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    I don't get why people want to drag a mag or the sports page in there with em....for me it's get in, get out, why hang around when it smells like that ????????


    -Jeremy
     
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    ...Taking a dump feels soooo damn good? /forums/images/graemlins/pimp1.gif

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    I just think you have issues with stuff passing through your rectal cavity.



















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    Why did I click on this thread? /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif
     
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    Why did I click on this thread? /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif

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    I think what we are seeing is post padding in action /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
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    you know, this is one of my favorite subjects of all time. I happen to LIKE the way my poop and its associated gasses smell. I take a book, magazine, or handheld game in with me to relax. Because without relaxing, my tightly bound pooper does not want to let go of my typically rock-like hardened poo. Sometimes I even have to shift my weight or cheeks on the seat to get it to come out.

    But, yes I agree, pooping is one of the nicest things in the world to be able to do, possible right after sex, eating a steak, wheeling a hard line, and picking that crap that comes off of my socks out from between my toes. Yes, it is these acts that make us all human and in touch with our most inner selves, who we really are.

    Yeah, sounds like a hunk of bull huh? You'd be surprised how much of it is true for me.

    Bryan /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
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    Because without relaxing, my tightly bound pooper does not want to let go of my typically rock-like hardened poo.

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    A 12 pack of Lonestar Light will take care of that....have about 20 and you could $hit through a screen door.
     
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    Actually, not for me. Now Pearl on the other hand, that thins it out pretty good...
     
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    Funny how Jalapenos and "Suicide wings" can turn the trip to throne into a painful experience though.../forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif

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    I don't get why people want to drag a mag or the sports page in there with em....for me it's get in, get out, why hang around when it smells like that ????????

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    I feel the same way /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Biology .. prostate is right there
     
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    Food so nice is Burns ya twice!!!

    Had a little Butt Lava did ya?
     
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    I happen to LIKE the way my poop and its associated gasses smell.

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    it has come to my attention that, most people like their own, but no one elses. personally, i can sit on the crapper for half an hour (or as long as it takes me to read the good articles in the Sports Illustrated) and not even notice that it smells funny in there. but as soon as i open the door, people are runnin for cover. i even stepped it up the other day and moved a cd player in right there next the the ceramic god. takin a crapper is right up near the top of great feelings. plus its a lot easier than some "other" great feelings /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif. cant beat a good sh!tter /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Zeus33rd Smarter than you GMOTM Winner

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    I think what we are seeing is post padding in action

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    Post padding? Pleeeeease! /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif Gimme a break.

    This is a case of Off Topic posting.....IN THE OFF TOPIC FORUM! /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
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    I happen to LIKE the way my poop and its associated gasses smell.

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    ...hello scat porn freak... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    j
     
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    Taco Bell does a good job of cleaning me out. Plus my stench ensures that the bathroom will be all mine for the next 45 minutes if I need it. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    It kind of make's one wonder, why Human's eat corn? When You look in the Loo afterward's, and see how it has'nt been digested by the body.Maybe that's why it feel's so good, getting rid of the "yellow"? /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     

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