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You know your an alcoholic when....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 73k5blazer, Apr 6, 2006.

  1. 73k5blazer

    73k5blazer Unplug the matrix cable from the back of your head Premium Member

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    The store's closed, you have 2 beers left, and you got metal shavings in 1 of them because you left it open too close to where you were drilling a 2" hole with the hole saw through your K5's side panel, which your making out of alum diamond plate. In order to save the beer, you filter it through a coffee filter, then of course put it back into the same bottle it came from......
     
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    MTChevy 3/4 ton status Premium Member

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    alcoholics go to meetings
     
  3. 73k5blazer

    73k5blazer Unplug the matrix cable from the back of your head Premium Member

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    I thought that's where I was?
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    mikey_d05 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    ....when you're D-R-N-KK drunk on a turhusday night at 11:2tt5
     
  6. diesel4me

    diesel4me 1 ton status Premium Member

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    This is "when"...

    You'll know your an alcoholic when...

    When you cant hold a job,because of drinking..

    When your too broke to buy any,and you steal money for it..or take drinks others didn't finish, and gulp them down..

    When every waking moment revolves around drinking,where to get more booze,and how your going to pay for it..

    When you sneak a bottle of Listerine out of a drugstore,and guzzle it behind the building..or cough syrup...(seen it happen many times)..

    When you could build a new home out of empty cans and bottles..or retire on the recycling money if you cash them in..

    When you wake up and your pants are soaked..and you haven't worn diapers for 30+ years...:doah:

    When you decide a drink is more important than family,friends,or working for a living..

    When you step out on saturday night for a few drinks..and stagger home wednesday morning...:eek1:

    When all your friends are pissed at you,but you cant remember what you said/did to piss them off..

    When you DRIVE from bar to bar,and cant remember driving home..but you somehow made it there...and pray you didn't hit anything,or anyone..

    When you look at your wifes boobs,and to you,they look like beer bottles..

    When given a choice between another drink,or getting laid,you choose the DRINK!..:eek1:

    When your GF or wife files for a restraining order...

    When you blow out a match,your breath becomes a flamethrower...

    When you think "one more drink" wont hurt you...

    When you spend a week trying to focus your eyes..but cant!..:eek1:

    When you wake up in jail,next to all the other drunks in the "tank".....

    THAT might be WHEN your an alkyholic!..
     
  7. roadnotca

    roadnotca 3/4 ton status

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    Thats beyond a drunk, thats an over acheiver.
     
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    1-ton 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    You need to move to Las Vegas. There is no such thing as the store being closed, and not being able to buy a beer.
     
  9. OrangeCrushK10

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    I hate Sundays in CO....
     
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    Jishory 1/2 ton status

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    ahaha, when i visit colorado i make sure not to arrive on a sunday for that reason
     
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    you sir are a recycler.don't waste that beer there are sober kids in CHINA.
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Anything else would have been alcohol abuse.:D
     

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