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YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK WHEN... 2003 EDITION

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  1. Z3PR

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    YOU KNOW YOU\'RE A REDNECK WHEN... 2003 EDITION

    1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
    > >> > > > > 2. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly
    > >> > >swatter.
    > >> > > > > 3. Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.
    > >> > > > > 4. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
    > >> > > > > 5. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
    > >> > > > > 6. You think the Nutcracker is something you do off the high
    > >dive.
    > >> > > > > 7. The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
    > >> > > > > 8. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
    > >> > > > > 9. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they
    > >don't
    > >> > >want
    > >> > > > >it.
    > >> > > > > 10. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
    > >> > > > > 11. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
    > >> > > > > 12. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
    > >> > > > > 13. Your grandmother has "Ammo" on her Christmas list.
    > >> > > > > 14. You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
    > >> > > > > 15. You've bathed with flea and tick soap.
    > >> > > > > 16. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting
    dog.
    > >> > > > > 17. Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell.
    > >> > > > > 18. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
    > >> > > > > 19. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
    > >> > > > > 20. You have used a rag for a gas cap.
    > >> > > > > 21. Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.
    > >> > > > > 22. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so
    > >clean.
    > >> > > > > 23. You can spit without opening your mouth.
    > >> > > > > 24. You consider your license plate personalized because your
    > >> >father
    > >> > >made
    > >> > > > >it.
    > >> > > > > 25. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
    > >> > > > > 26. You sit on your roof at Christmas time hoping to fill your
    > >deer
    > >> > > > >quota.
    > >> > > > > 27. You have a complete set of salad bowls, and they all say
    > Cool
    > >> > >Whip
    > >> > >on
    > >> > > > >the side.
    > >> > > > > 28. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
    > >> > > > > 29. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
    > >> > > > > 30. You thought the Unabomber was a wrestler.
    > >> > > > > 31. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
    > >> > > > > 32. You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
    > >> > > > > 33. Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop
    always
    > >> > >brings
    > >> > > > >you
    > >> > > > >home.
    > >> > > > > 34. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 worth
    > of
    > >> > > > >improvement.
    > >> > > > > 35. You've used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.
    > >> > > > > 36. You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
     
  2. mudhog

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    20. You have used a rag for a gas cap

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    we use a rag in the can with the mixed fuel....WTF im no redneck..

    Brandy
     
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    20. You have used a rag for a gas cap

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    25. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

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    an it still is along with a junk yard
     
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