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You know you're living on the Gulf Coast when:

Discussion in 'Southeast Region' started by nvrenuf, Jul 14, 2005.

  1. nvrenuf

    nvrenuf NONE shall pass! Premium Member

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    Location:
    Mobile, Al.
    You have FEMA's number on your speed dialer.

    You have more than 20 C and D batteries in your kitchen drawer.

    Your pantry contains more than 10 cans of Spaghetti Os.

    You are thinking of repainting your house to match the plywood covering
    your windows.

    When describing your house to a prospective buyer, you say it has
    three bedrooms, two baths and one safe place.

    You are on a first-name basis with the cashier at Home Depot.

    You are delighted to pay $3 for a gallon of unleaded.

    The road leading to your house has been declared a No-Wake Zone.

    You decide that your patio furniture looks better on the bottom of the pool.

    You own more than three large coolers.

    You can wish that other people get hit by a hurricane and not feel the
    least bit guilty about it.

    Three months ago you couldn't hang a shower curtain; today you can assemble
    a portable generator by candlelight.

    You catch a 5-pound catfish. In your driveway.

    You can recite from memory whole portions of your homeowner's insurance
    policy.

    At cocktail parties, women are attracted to the guy with the biggest
    chainsaw.

    You have had tuna fish more than 5 days in a row.

    There is a roll of tar paper in your garage.

    You can rattle off the names of three or more meteorologists who work at
    the Weather Channel.

    Someone comes to your door to tell you they found your roof.

    Ice is a valid topic of conversation.

    Relocating to South Dakota does not seem like such a crazy idea.


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  2. destinbeachman

    destinbeachman 1/2 ton status

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    not this time

    Looks like Texas/west La is gonna get tore up this time and maybe I'm dead wrong but I'm not gonna work up any tears over it,y'know.
     
  3. chevyin

    chevyin 1/2 ton status

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    wwwwttttfff

    I here ya, lived in DB Florida for 15 years before moveing to California 2.5 years ago. :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     

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