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YOU KNOW YOU'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, May 18, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    YOU KNOW YOU\'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...

    1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
    2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table
    in ront of her kids.
    3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
    4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
    5. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people."
    6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
    7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey watch this!"
    8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
    9. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
    10. Your junior prom had a daycare.
    11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are:
    "Gentlemen, start your engines."
    12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's
    wheels.
    13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much
    gas is in it.
    14. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
    15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
    16. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the
    House of Tattoos.
    17. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
    18. You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk.
    19. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
    20. Your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs.
    21. At some point in your life you've been too drunk to fish
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Re: YOU KNOW YOU\'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...

    LMAO!!!!!!
     
  3. UseYourBlinker

    UseYourBlinker 1 ton status

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    Re: YOU KNOW YOU\'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...

    LMAO @ #1 & #21
     
  4. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Re: YOU KNOW YOU\'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...

    rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Re: YOU KNOW YOU\'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...

    /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif ROTFLMFAO!!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

    I'm gonna have to copy and paste that to my sister whom lives in a double-wide!!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
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    Re: YOU KNOW YOU\'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...

    um mmmmmmmmmmmmmm okay....

    /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
  7. riz

    riz 3/4 ton status

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    Re: YOU KNOW YOU\'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...

    <font color=blue> #'s 1 ... 3.... 6 ...and 18 rock !
     
  8. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    Re: YOU KNOW YOU\'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...

    By the way, I live in a trailer house. My porch hasn't collapsed and killed a bunch of dogs yet, but who knows, maybe one day.
     

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