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YOU KNOW YOU'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Feb 13, 2004.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    YOU KNOW YOU\'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...

    1. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in
    front of her kids.

    2. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

    3. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
    night.

    4. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how
    much gas is in it.

    5. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against
    it.

    6. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

    7. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

    8. If you thought the Una-bomber was a wrestler...

    9. If your neighbours think you're a detective because a cop always brings
    you home...

    10. If you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty...
     
  2. Goober

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    Re: YOU KNOW YOU\'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...

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    4. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.


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    11. Your house has wheels under it but the 15 cars out front don't.
     
  3. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Re: YOU KNOW YOU\'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...

    Dammit, I knew I was trash... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  4. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Re: YOU KNOW YOU\'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...

    12. If less then half your cars run.

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  7. mudjunkie 82

    mudjunkie 82 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Re: YOU KNOW YOU\'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...

    13: if youve ever had your nipple bitten off by a beaver /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
  9. RATAH

    RATAH 1/2 ton status

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    Re: YOU KNOW YOU\'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...

    14: if your mom is also your aunt /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
    or you say daddy uncle /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
     
  10. mudjunkie 82

    mudjunkie 82 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Re: YOU KNOW YOU\'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...

    If your family tree does not fork......
     
  11. mudjunkie 82

    mudjunkie 82 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    If you go to the Family re-union to pick up chicks.......
     
  12. 4xcrazy

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    Re: YOU KNOW YOU\'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...

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    12. If less then half your cars run.

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    Sheesh, none of my cars run, /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif serious trailer trash here,,, /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif
     
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    Re: YOU KNOW YOU\'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...

    I hope your laughing with me and not (tear) at me, cause i'm[tear] very [tear] emotional. I mean com'om, i have 3 cars, and none of them are driveable at the moment,,, /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

    Just playin all, yes it is true though, i have 3 cars and none are driveable, '76 Nova was wrecked, /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gifgoing to be fixed when i either get married to a sugarmomma or win the lottery, /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif 90' Chevy Corsucka no motor, keeps blowin em up, /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif and of course "The R.V." my Burb which is hopefully getting a new transmission this weekend. /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif

    /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gifGOD I AM WHITE TRASH !!! /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
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  17. bigjbear

    bigjbear 1 ton status Staff Member Moderator

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    Re: YOU KNOW YOU\'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...

    You use a monster truck tire for you childs growth chart.
    (This would be a good friend of mine. He's got a pic of his son standing next to one or sitting inside one for each year!)
     
  18. JIM88K5

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    If your family tree does not fork......

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    To much forkin in the family tree.... /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif
     
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