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You know you're

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Jun 11, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    You know you\'re

    You know you're an [censored] if...

    * you often give Monopoly money to homeless people;

    * you've ever told a woman that you only had a week to live in order to get sympathy
    sex;

    * Dennis Leary's "I'm An [censored]" is your theme song;

    * people often call you an [censored] as you go about your daily business; (i.e "Get out of
    my restaurant, you [censored]." or, "Man, you really are an [censored].");

    * you've ever objected to a wedding just for the hell of it;

    * you often tell women that you're gay on the chance that they might change their
    clothes in front of you;

    * you've ever yelled "jump" to the tightrope dude at the circus;

    * you've ever sucked salt off a pretzel and put it back in the bowl;

    * your idea of knee-slappin humor is putting vaseline on the tips of someone's
    crutches;

    * you've ever hung a "kick-me" sign on your own kid's shirt when he left for school;

    * you regularly write your sister's name and phone number on men's room walls;

    * you're one of those guys who pushes all the buttons in the elevator as you're getting
    off;

    * you're one of those guys who pushes out a toxic fart in the elevator as you're
    getting off;

    * you're the kind of guy who would blindfold someone's seeing eye dog just to watch
    the mayhem unfold;

    * you've used a bro's toothbrush to clean stuff off your boots, then put it back in
    the cup;

    * you've tasted it so often that you're actually starting to enjoy the flavor of pepper
    spray;

    * your idea of being charitable is pretending you give a [censored];

    * reading this article has given you some great ideas. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
  2. muddin4fun

    muddin4fun 3/4 ton status

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    Re: You know you\'re

    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    * reading this article has given you some great ideas.

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    /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif uh oh! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
  3. BlazerGuy

    BlazerGuy 3/4 ton status

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    Re: You know you\'re

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