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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mikey_d05, Dec 9, 2005.

  1. mikey_d05

    mikey_d05 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    1. You realize you can find all of Corey's posts by searching for "hippee focktard"

    2. You start using "eh" in your regular vocabulary.

    3. Your response to every question asked is: "4", 1-tons, hack the fenders and run 40's"

    4. You become genuinely interested in Canadian politics.

    5. You start studying the trends in the lounge instead of the definite integrals you need for your calc test the next day.

    6. You stop drunk dialing people because it's more fun to post and you get in less trouble the next day.

    7. You freely and readily interchange "aboot" with "about".

    8. You've witnessed an e-argument on who has the flattest flat top on the continent.

    9. You've actually seen a picture of 'Fumes with a haircut.

    10. You're considering abandoning your Chevy rig but you'd still gladly pay the dues to visit the lounge and support the best Chevy site on the net.


    Feel free to add, I'm bored and thinking...it's a rare combo. :p:
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    :haha: :bow: original...
     
  3. nc87k5

    nc87k5 3/4 ton status

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    11. when your wife knows who everyone is by CK5 name and real name and where they are located. especially when the phone rings and it shows up on caller ID :doah:
     
  4. TSGB

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    12. Your friends think you're going to be raped by a stalker when you tell them about this Canadian guy you met on the internet, talked to on the phone, saw pictures of his kids, and think his wife is hot.


    13. You're talking to people in rediculous time zones like they're family.


    14. Strangely enough, you associate pickles with a green Homer Simpson; Starbucks with Consumer Whore; Deputies with the name Bubba; and the name Resurrection Joe to some weird ****.
     
  5. Resurrection_Joe

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    Tilty Fright For Perspective Drawing
     
  6. unclematty

    unclematty 1/2 ton status

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    15. When you can remember the "shaving" thread, and it had nothing to do with a 14 bolt!:haha: :haha:
     
  7. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    16) You still remember when the UAV got the 3/4 ton swap and how cool that was!

    15) "How much lift do I need for 35's" was a pretty uncommon question...because 35's were huge!!!

    Rene
     
  8. Corey 78K5

    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    How the fock did I get drug into this:mad:
    :haha: :haha:
    BTW I like the spell check option for Z3PR:D
     
  9. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Damn I wish I would have saved that pic...:laugh:
     
  10. thezentree

    thezentree 3/4 ton status

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    16. When you're consistenly late for work because browsing the Lounge is way more important.

    Two hours in this particular instance.:doah:
     
  11. nc87k5

    nc87k5 3/4 ton status

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    :haha:maybe it's time for another avatar:D
     
  12. gauder

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    With all the Canadian references, is Colorado the next province or is Canada the largest county in Colorado?
     
  13. nc87k5

    nc87k5 3/4 ton status

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    17. when you're on a road trip and you post up with your route so all the CK5 brothers will let you know which direction they are in and will give you their number in case you need help or want to meet :bow: :bow: :bow: which btw makes you feel great to know there's still good people in the world.

    18. after having surgery, you call and pm members to let them know how you're doing even before you call your family.

    19. you post in the lounge for the resident plumbers to help you out.

    20. you refer to Fumes as "master Fumes" in front of your wife and she rolls her eyes at you :doah::D

    21. when talking to friends, you mention ck5 members by name or screen name and they get this puzzled look on their face :haha: :haha:

    22. White Russians makes you think of cigars and a flat top Canadian who always says "eh" and "aboot" :D
     
  14. newyorkin

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    23. When you have family across the country that needs a hand, and you can find them help in less than an hour...

    24. You stop going to the bar
     
  15. BranndonC

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    25. You roll out of bed at 6am, hit refresh on the window you have open that just just checked at 11pm and see what new posts there are. All before thinking about eating or anything else.
     
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    From the old school crowd:

    Wanker is a standard part of your vocabulary.

    Beaver oil is the proper terminology.
     
  17. MTMike

    MTMike 1/2 ton status

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    26. When every part of your rig was a suggestion from members of CK5, and half of those parts were either bought from or donated by a member of CK5 :waytogo:
     
  18. Ten_Bucks

    Ten_Bucks 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    When you start calling CK5 members your "good, close friends" even thought you've never met them in person or even talked to them on the phone.
     
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    28. When you talk about CK5 members in front of your friends and they know who you're talking about.
     
  20. Jagged

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    29. You gotta get on CK5 to check for new posts after having sex. :D
     

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