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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by eds77k5, Jan 19, 2003.

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    You refer to your nightstick as your "Dork Slayer"

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    You believe that the Government should require a permit to reproduce

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    "....You have wanted to hold a seminar on "Suicide, getting it right the first time"

    "....You believe that "too stupid to live" should be a valid jury verdict"

    "....You believe that the holding cell should come with a Valium salt lick"
     
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    You have the bladder capacity of five people;

    You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience;

    You believe that 25% of people are a waste of protoplasm;

    Your idea of a good time is a robbery at shift change;

    You call for a CCH on anyone that is friendly toward you;

    You think it is perfectly normal to discuss dismemberment over a gourmet meal;

    You can identify a negative "tattoo to tooth" ratio just by looking at a person;

    You find humor in other people's stupidity;

    You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac;

    You disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you see;

    You have your weekends off planned for a year in advance;

    You believe that a "shallow gene pool" should be grounds for an arrest;

    You believe that the Government should require a permit to reproduce;

    You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says "Boy, it sure is quiet around here";

    You refer to your nightstick as your "Dork Slayer";

    You believe that chocolate is a food group;

    You take it as a compliment when someone calls you a prick;

    You have wanted to hold a seminar on "Suicide, getting it right the first time;,

    You believe that "too stupid to live" should be a valid jury verdict;

    You have had to put a complainant on hold, while you laugh uncontrollably;

    You have wanted a terrorist to deliver a Ryder truck to a particular bar;

    You believe the dispatcher is possessed;

    You think caffeine should be available in I.V. form;

    You're not referring to food when you mention vegetables;

    You believe that the holding cell should come with a Valium salt lick;

    You have heard: "I have no idea how that got there," on more than a few occasions;

    You suddenly realize one night that you are patrolling the Twilight Zone;

    You correlate "two beers" with 0.15 BAC;

    You have learned a lot about paranoia, simply by following random cars around in your patrol car;

    You believe that it is a "good" death only if it involves overtime;



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    I was going to Quote a couple of these, but pretty soon I was jaughing at all of them. Good one Ed!!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
     

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