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You might be a redneck if...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Avery4jc, Sep 13, 2006.

  1. Avery4jc

    Avery4jc 1 ton status Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    I had this sent to me and thought it was pretty funny, some are new, others are old but still make for a good chuckle...

    one looks really chopped but the rest sadly look authentic...

    You Might be a redneck if...


    A little rain doesn't spoil the fishing...
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    Everyone at Spring break enjoyed riding on your limo...


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    You carry your front porch with you...

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    You need fashion tips from your husband...

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    You wear a shirt like this for your engagement picture...

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    Your wedding picture looked like this...

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    And your wedding cake looked like this...

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    Your mailbox looks like this...

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    Your doghouse looks like this...

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    Your pickup looks like this...

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    You have a deers butt for a door bell...

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    You don't need a lake to do a little skiing...

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    Or if your wife is quoted in the local paper saying...
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  2. sledheadak

    sledheadak 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    ummm................repost lol
     
  3. lamberthkp

    lamberthkp SITFU Premium Member

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    i like the last one :haha:
     
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    MTMike 1/2 ton status

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    MattK 1/2 ton status

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    :haha:

    edit: i think i see a front diff on the boat thing. hahahahah
     
  6. y5mgisi

    y5mgisi 1 ton status

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    thats pretty funny
     
  7. Avery4jc

    Avery4jc 1 ton status Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    yeah I see it too...

    -Avery
     
  8. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Worst chop ever award goes too....
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    And what is this girl??? 12!!!
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    :doah: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  9. MattK

    MattK 1/2 ton status

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    you're just jealous, fumesy. :haha:
     
  10. justhorsinaround

    justhorsinaround 3/4 ton status

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    EEEEWWWWW and it's a Ford diff toooo!!!!!

    EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

    :haha: :haha:
     
  11. MattK

    MattK 1/2 ton status

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    :haha: ya would that be the TTB setup? gross indeed.
     
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    Yall aint gonna believe this, but its true. When the wife and I got married, we made our wedding cake out of Hostess cupcakes! We each had our own houses and stuff, so we told friends, no presents. Instead, we set up a Xmas tree with clothespins on it. Folks who wished to could clip money to the tree.
     
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    Now, now boys - it could be a Jeep axle.
     

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