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You might be from california if........

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by hi pinion, Jan 15, 2005.

  1. hi pinion

    hi pinion 3/4 ton status

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    Got this from another site, wanted to share.:D



    Californians

    Not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, New Jersey, and Texan jokes,
    you know you're from California if:

    1. Your co-worker has 8 body piercing's and none are visible.

    2. You make over $300,000 a year and still can't afford a house.

    3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

    4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named "Flower".

    5. You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal?

    6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

    7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference be! tween Sumatran and Ethiopian.

    8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

    9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

    10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

    11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

    12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

    13. You can't remember . . . .is pot illegal?

    14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
    station: "STORM WATCH."

    15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones or pagers.

    16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

    17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

    18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.

    19. The Terminator is your governor! .

    20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one. :grin: :grin: :grin:
     
  2. darkshadow

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    Hey man my wife was from so cal......

    there all ture.
     
  3. hi pinion

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    I forgot to fill in my location,,, Sacramento Ca :D i still thought it was funny:grin:
     
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    That's pretty good,gotta show it to a buddy of mine,he's from L.A....:haha: :rotfl: :thumb:
     
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    :haha: :haha: That is a good one! :waytogo:
     
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    HAHA... too true :crazy: especially the ones about the weather and traffic :rolleyes:

    I think Ryan B. might know the answer to the pot question :whistle: :D
     
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    BWAHAHAHAHA:D
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: finally new fresh peeps to make fun of.:D can anyone think of anything for michigan??
     

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