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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Mar 4, 2004.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    >1. Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor.
    >
    >2. "Vacation" means going to Rapid City for the stock show and rodeo.
    >
    >3. You measure distance in hours not miles.
    >
    >4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
    >
    >5. You often switch from "heat" to "a/c" in the same day.
    >
    >6. You use a down comforter in the summer.
    >
    >7. Your grandparents drive 75 mph through 13 feet of snow during a
    >blizzard, without flinching. (Note: The unofficial speed limit on the 1.5
    >lane gravel roads is 75 MPH. The official speed limit is 55 MPH. EVERYONE
    >drifts to the right slightly when cresting a hill - there are a LOT of
    >hills.)
    >
    >8. You see people wearing hunting clothes to social events.
    >
    >9. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
    >doors
    >unlocked.
    >
    >10. You think of the major food groups as venison, walleye and brats.
    >
    >11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girl friend knows how to
    >use them.
    >
    >12. There are seven empty cars running in the parking lot at the grocery
    >store at any given time. (In the winter.)
    >
    >13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snow suit.
    >
    >14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
    >snow.
    >
    >15. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pj's.
    >
    >16. You know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and
    >road construction.
    >
    >17. It takes you three hours to go to the store for one item even when
    >you're in a rush because you have to stop to talk to everyone in town.
    >
    >18. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
    >friends from South Dakota.
     
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    To quote Hetfield

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