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You might live in a trailer park if.......

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Jeremy_C, Jan 8, 2005.

  1. Jeremy_C

    Jeremy_C 1/2 ton status

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    You may be the proud owner of a mobile mansion and be surrounded by other mobile mansions if...... :D


    YOU KNOW YOU'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...

    1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has
    more teeth than your spouse.

    2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke
    at the dinner table in front of her kids.

    3. You've been married three times and still
    have the same in-laws.

    4. You think a woman who is "out of your league"
    bowls on a different night.

    5. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired
    people."

    6. You wonder how service stations keep their
    restrooms so clean.

    7. Anyone in your family ever died right after
    saying, "Hey y'all watch this."

    8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

    9. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a
    ceiling fan.

    10. Your junior prom had a daycare.

    11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled
    Banner are, "Gentlemen start your engines."

    12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your
    house exploded right off its wheels.

    13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up
    and down, depending on how much gas is in it.

    14. You have to go outside to get something
    from the fridge.

    15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

    16. You need one more hole punched in your
    card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos

    17. You can't get married to your sweetheart
    because there's a law against it.

    18. You think loading a dishwasher means getting
    your wife drunk.

    19. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

    20. Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend
    hits the floor.

    21. If you have a complete set of salad bowls
    and they all say Cool Whip onthe side....

    22. If the biggest city you've ever been to
    is Wal-Mart...

    23. If your working T.V. sits on top of your
    non-working R.V...

    24. If you thought the Una-bomber was a wrestler...

    25. If you've ever used your ironing board
    as a buffet table...

    26. If you think a quarter horse is that ride
    out in front of the K-Mart...

    27. If your neighbours think you're a detective
    because a cop always brings you home...

    28. If a tornado hits your neighborhood and
    does $100,000 dollars worth of improvement...

    29. If you've ever used a toilet brush as a
    back scratcher

    30. If you've ever asked the preacher "How's
    it hangin?"

    31. If you missed 5th grade graduation because
    you had jury duty...

    32. If you think fast food is hitting a deer
    at 65 mph...

    33. If somebody tells you that you've got something
    in your teeth and you take them out to see what
    it is...

    34. If you've ever stared at a can of orange
    juice because it said concentrate...

    35. If you've ever been too drunk to fish.

    36. If you don't understand why the first 35
    are not funny.
     
  2. duece21

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    Hey I qualify for one of them at least. :grin:
     
  3. 1-ton

    1-ton 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    You know your ghetto when...



    All the furniture in your crib comes from "Rent to Own".



    You do all your banking at a Pay Day Loan Center.
     
  4. 3 on the tree

    3 on the tree 1/2 ton status

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    Might be trailer trash if: You mow the yard and find that car you thought got stolen. The cops use lawn ornaments instead of lot numbers.
     
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    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
     
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    mudjunkie 82 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    or when your rig is worth more than your house......................................
     
  7. boggerless

    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

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    i work in the ghetto so i see that alot:D :D :D :D LOL
     
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