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Your mamas so stupid /fat jokes

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by hi pinion, Jun 24, 2005.

  1. hi pinion

    hi pinion 3/4 ton status

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    Ok ill start,,,,,


    Your mamas so stupid,

























    she tried to play nintendo on the microwave. :grin: :haha: :saweet: :pimp:
     
  2. pauly383

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    Yo Mamma so dirty ,
























    she went ta take a bath and the wata jumped out and said " I'll wait " :D
     
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    Your Mama's so fat that when she went to take a bath the water jumped out and said "No room for both of us"!
     
  4. 3 on the tree

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    Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, it takes a dumptruck and two trips!!!!
     
  5. g_mo

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    yo mamma's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

    yo mamma's so black she leaves fingerprints on charcoal
     
  6. 85mudblazin

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    yo mamma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

    yo mamma's so stupid she ran into a parked car.

    yo mamma's so fat she jumped in the grand canyon and got stuck.
     
  7. dontoe

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    Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

    Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.
     
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    your mommas so fat



































    when she sits around the house, she sits ARouND the house!!
     
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    Your momma so low, she has too look up too see down.
     
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    Yo momma so short, when she sit on the curb, her feet dangle...

    Yo momma teef so yellow, when she smile, cars be slowin down...

    Yo momma so dirty, she gots daisies growin in her butt crack...

    Yo momma's like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn...
     
  11. hi pinion

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    YOU GUYS RUYS ROCK!!!! :grin: (drunk_!!! :grin: :haha: :pimp:
     
  12. dodgedude99

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    your mamas so fat, if you yell Hey Koolaid, she come running thru the wall.

    your mamas so fat, she doesnt wear Levis 505's, she wears 1010's.

    shes so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.

    shes so fat that when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

    shes so fat that when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for the have you seen me picture.

    shes so fat, she has to get an estimate from Jenny Craig.

    shes is so fat she changed the phrase "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most

    she is so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.

    she is so fat, her nickname is "Damn."

    shes so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
     
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    Your momma is so fat she had to get babtized at Sea World

    Your momma is so fat her cereal bowl came with a life guard

    Your momma is so fat she wakes up in sections

    Your momma is so fat her high school photo is an aerial shot

    Your momma is so hairy Big Foot takes pictures of her

    Your momma is so nasty they use her bath water to die bowling balls

    Your momma is so short she can do cart wheels under her bed

    Your momma is so old she owes Jesus a nickel

    Your momma is so old Jesus signed her yearbook

    Your momma is so old she left her purse on Noahs Ark
     
  14. ronnny

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    your mama is so fat she has to get omar the tent maker to make her a dress.

    your mama is so fat that you had to put 1 ton axels under your k5 to be able to take her to the store. :blush:

    your mama is so ugly she makes my truck look pretty.

    ok enough already before someone tells to go outside and start practicing picking up my teeth. :grin:
     
  15. hidesertwheelin

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    Your mom's so fat.....








    Last time she wore her Malcom "X" t-shirt a helicopter tried to land on her!
     

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